I’m not happy unless I’m moaning…

There is nothing/no-one that doesn't irritate the shiz out of me!!!

Goodbye #85 Nemeses..Hello #6

It’s been a long 2 years but the time has come to leave my #85 Bus Nemeses & move on to pastures new (the #6 tram).. It’s been tough at times but we’ve had fun, right? Wrong. I have no affection whatsoever for these chumps. The new crew better have more decorum (smaller, quieter headphones […]

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First Bus of the Week…Deep Heat, Paisley & Banana Man

Why would you think it’s OK to put an insane amount of Deep Heat on before getting on a crowded bus? Who would do that? Sandal Nemesis, that’s who. Sandals maybe thought my senses needed assaulting this morning….or maybe she just needs medicated cream for her cracked heels…… Either way, let’s get those sandals packed […]

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Pensioners (mainly at lunch time)

Why are you doing your weekly shop or collecting your pension at lunch time? I suspect it’s because you’re craftily utilising the spare time between Loose Women finishing & Judge Rinder starting but still….. it’s not acceptable. Us working folk have a precious hour at the most over lunch & we don’t appreciate getting snarled […]

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Bus Nemeses – The New Crew

Sloth Nemesis has got a new job.  He had his smart shoes rather than manky trainers up all over the seat. He’s had a hair cut too & had been over-zealous with the gel. I’d not have recognised him if it weren’t for his battered man bag & slovenly demeanour. Sandal Nemesis was maintaining the […]

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Call Centres

Is it too much to ask that you out-source your ‘customer services’ to English-speaking, fully compos-mentis staff who possess communication skills & have more than 1 brain cell? This is a rhetorical question & the answer is obviously yes – it is too much to ask. There are many, many examples under this topic however, I have […]

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Hairdressers Who Can’t Blow-Dry

Why ask me how I want it/to see a picture if you can only do it ‘your way’??!! Wouldn’t you be better showing ME picture & telling me that’s how it’s going to be??!! I was properly incensed after my latest visit… I showed her what I wanted & explained (in exact detail) that I […]

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The ‘New’ Nemeses

I’ve been observing (seething) about this pair for some time. They sit on my new bus & flank me on the back seat every day….. with their grotty feet on the seats like they’re lounging in their (I imagine) equally grotty homes. The amount of snake eyes I’ve shot at these cretins is countless & […]

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Bad F***ing Manners

You know what I just can’t abide (apart from everything)… bad manners. People who yawn without covering their mouths. I do not want to count your fillings or see what you had for lunch. Similarly, people who cough or sneeze in the same manner. I’d rather avoid having to dab your snot & phlegm from […]

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Public Whiffs..& Oh My Days

This afternoon has been extremely challenging – mainly on my sense of smell. Someone’s eating a bag of Monster Munch on my bus…. PICKLED ONION FLAVOUR!!!! She’s sat next to someone she’s not with & he’s not even batting an eyelid. Or a nostril. 100% unacceptable. No Monster Munch would be acceptable but pickled onion??? […]

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New Year Old Nemesis

I’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. No activity this year… until now. There’s been a Nemesis incident. Nemesis #1 has crawled back out from wherever it is she resides (just down the road ftom me, as it happens). There I was.. ‘happily’ stood IN A QUEUE waiting for the bus….& there she […]

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