I’m not happy unless I’m moaning…

There is nothing/no-one that doesn't irritate the shiz out of me!!!

Tess Daly

Big face, big features, big facial expressions…. big clasped hands….. Tess is biiiiiiiig on the irritation scale. Her false banter & gameshow host mannerisms are horrendously cringe-tastic & she’s ruined the enjoyment of Strictly for many a viewer for many a year. Maybe they’ll give the gig to Winklepicker next year & Tess can stay […]

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Andy Murray

Hair, clothes, voice, personality, Mum, Wife, weasly little mug……. there’s nothing about Andy Murray that doesn’t annoy the sh*t out of me. How can someone with no expression or personality have such an annoying expression & personality??! He whines & sulks when things don’t go his way & it’s everyone’s fault but his own. He’s only winning […]

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Keira Knightly

TEETH.  It’s all about the teeth… & the chin. Oh, and her serious ‘bite’ (it’s not an overbite & not strictly an underbite… so is it just a bite??)  Whatever it is, it’s annoying. Don’t smile at me, Knightly.

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Cheryl Fernandez-Versini

Looks like someone’s frail, old, embarrassing Aunty with her suit jackets draped over her bony shoulders & dancing to Reggie & Bollie like she’s a ho! …& Chezza – I know you’re skinnier than Skeletor nowadays but don’t think I didn’t notice you suck your cheeks in just as the camera panned over to you […]

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The TFI Audience

All of them.  Idiots. Chris Evans’ Ass-Kissing Middle-Aged Beer-Drinking Idiots. He’s not funny, or clever… & neither are you lot. Go home, put your slippers on & try to convince yourself you were cool in your day.

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