Big face, big features, big facial expressions…. big clasped hands….. Tess is biiiiiiiig on the irritation scale. Her false banter & gameshow host mannerisms are horrendously cringe-tastic & she’s ruined the enjoyment of Strictly for many a viewer for many a year. Maybe they’ll give the gig to Winklepicker next year & Tess can stay […]

Hair, clothes, voice, personality, Mum, Wife, weasly little mug……. there’s nothing about Andy Murray that doesn’t annoy the sh*t out of me. How can someone with no expression or personality have such an annoying expression & personality??! He whines & sulks when things don’t go his way & it’s everyone’s fault but his own. He’s only winning […]

TEETH.  It’s all about the teeth… & the chin. Oh, and her serious ‘bite’ (it’s not an overbite & not strictly an underbite… so is it just a bite??)  Whatever it is, it’s annoying. Don’t smile at me, Knightly.

Looks like someone’s frail, old, embarrassing Aunty with her suit jackets draped over her bony shoulders & dancing to Reggie & Bollie like she’s a ho! …& Chezza – I know you’re skinnier than Skeletor nowadays but don’t think I didn’t notice you suck your cheeks in just as the camera panned over to you […]

All of them.  Idiots. Chris Evans’ Ass-Kissing Middle-Aged Beer-Drinking Idiots. He’s not funny, or clever… & neither are you lot. Go home, put your slippers on & try to convince yourself you were cool in your day.