I’m not happy unless I’m moaning…

There is nothing/no-one that doesn't irritate the shiz out of me!!!

Pensioners (mainly at lunch time)

Why are you doing your weekly shop or collecting your pension at lunch time? I suspect it’s because you’re craftily utilising the spare time between Loose Women finishing & Judge Rinder starting but still….. it’s not acceptable. Us working folk have a precious hour at the most over lunch & we don’t appreciate getting snarled […]

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Call Centres

Is it too much to ask that you out-source your ‘customer services’ to English-speaking, fully compos-mentis staff who possess communication skills & have more than 1 brain cell? This is a rhetorical question & the answer is obviously yes – it is too much to ask. There are many, many examples under this topic however, I have […]

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Hairdressers Who Can’t Blow-Dry

Why ask me how I want it/to see a picture if you can only do it ‘your way’??!! Wouldn’t you be better showing ME picture & telling me that’s how it’s going to be??!! I was properly incensed after my latest visit… I showed her what I wanted & explained (in exact detail) that I […]

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Bad F***ing Manners

You know what I just can’t abide (apart from everything)… bad manners. People who yawn without covering their mouths. I do not want to count your fillings or see what you had for lunch. Similarly, people who cough or sneeze in the same manner. I’d rather avoid having to dab your snot & phlegm from […]

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Public Whiffs..& Oh My Days

This afternoon has been extremely challenging – mainly on my sense of smell. Someone’s eating a bag of Monster Munch on my bus…. PICKLED ONION FLAVOUR!!!! She’s sat next to someone she’s not with & he’s not even batting an eyelid. Or a nostril. 100% unacceptable. No Monster Munch would be acceptable but pickled onion??? […]

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Snapchat Filters

I cannot stand seeing any more pictures of girls with dog ears or flowers in their hair!!! I don’t understand what kind of mentalist thinks these pictures look cute.. or funny.. or attractive……?? Snapchat filters are for kids or someone with a higher ratio of time to brain cells. You’re not 5. You don’t look […]

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Dogs

Dogs on buses. Dogs wearing clothes. Dogs in public without a lead. Dogs in general. I HATE DOGS!!!! Dogs should never ever be allowed on public transport & when I say ‘public transport’, I mean my bus (unless it’s a guide dog.. but I supposed they’re kind & gentle, although still hairy, scary & smelly). Dogs […]

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Xmas Shite

People releasing shitty drivel ‘in time for Xmas’… Now, I don’t mind him per se but is Bradley Walsh an official singer?  I suspect he would argue that the answer here is yes (I checked his bio!!!) but HE CAN’T F***ING SING!!!!! He would definitely not get through a round on xfactor & that’s saying something. […]

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Queue Jumpers

Do you think all of us walking in a line are just doing so to escort you to the front safely?? Well, newsflash twat face – there’s this thing here in the UK called a f***ing queue. GET IN IT (preferably at the back instead of pretending you don’t know what’s going on so you […]

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Word Crime #2

It’s EN route not ON route. Go on – slap your own faces, you imbecilic irritants. ..& for those of you with just the 1 brain cell – IT’S F***ING FRANÇAIS!!!

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