Please, please stop forcing Christmas down our necks before December…& who in the right mind puts their tree up in November??!!! By the time Christmas arrives, I’m sick to my flamin’ back teeth of the whole thing!!

How much over-priced tat can be displayed in one, oh-so-aesthetically-pleasing venue? Those wreaths ~ Someone has basically rummaged around at the bottom of their garden/compost heap/the local dump; fashioned a ‘decoration’ out of twigs, raffia, rotten apples & a few old monkey nuts, pulled a laughable price out of thin air & put them on their stall…. […]

Why do you spell definitely ‘defiantly’? Can you spell the words THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS or would you like to phone a friend?