After waiting a thousand years for the twatting bus to arrive this morning, the only thing cheering me up is seeing Bus Nemesis getting massively irritated waiting in the queue, then getting on & there’s no seats… On this basis, I managed a sarcastic twitch of a smile in her direction 😉

I’ve got a new Bus Nemesis 🙂 (the first one disappeared, through no wrong-doing on my part!!) She gets on at my stop in the morning & I also often have the pleasure of her company on my return. She is an Aisle-Seater… Sits on the outside seat everytime & leaves the seat next to her […]

Sniff… sniff… sniff… sniff… sniff… sniff… sniff… sniff… sniff… sniff… sniff… sniff… BLOW YOUR F*CKING NOSE!!!!!!!!

I take umbrage to anyone eating on a bus anyway & especially in close proximity to my good-self. However, some things are just worse than others… I’m going in with cheese & onion crisps, closely followed by the banana!!!! Highly offensive to one’s nostrils. Some people have no social awareness.