What she lacks in stature she makes up for in pure, pixie-like irritation. How squeaky & talent-less is her voice? How big are her gnashers? Is she really the ‘Nations’ Darling’ just because her bum once got an award & she was one half of Scott & Charlene?

TEETH.  It’s all about the teeth… & the chin. Oh, and her serious ‘bite’ (it’s not an overbite & not strictly an underbite… so is it just a bite??)  Whatever it is, it’s annoying. Don’t smile at me, Knightly.