Being off sick has given me two blissful days of daytime TV…& two days of reminders of what a prize bellend Noel Edmonds is. So I gather Deal or No Deal has actually been axed but they’re re-running it. Is daytime TV really that desperate? The irritation levels reach peak when he insists on implying […]
read moreDo you think all of us walking in a line are just doing so to escort you to the front safely?? Well, newsflash twat face – there’s this thing here in the UK called a f***ing queue. GET IN IT (preferably at the back instead of pretending you don’t know what’s going on so you […]
read moreFinally, after months of torture, my prayers have been answered. Bus Nemesis……….. HAS BEEN ASKED TO MOVE!!!!!!!!! Go on love, SHIFT (although she did still retain her aisle seat which is a little disappointing). I couldn’t resist a blatant neck crane to view proceedings & I’m still smiling. It’s not wind – it’s a genuine […]
read moreSHE’S SAT NEXT TO ME!!!!!! Has she done this on purpose because I’m her Bus Nemesis… or is she completely oblivious to her ability to raise my irritation levels to 100%?? I saw her eyeing the seat next to me – which was free of course coz I’m not an Aisle Seater – & I […]
read moreHair, clothes, voice, personality, Mum, Wife, weasly little mug……. there’s nothing about Andy Murray that doesn’t annoy the sh*t out of me. How can someone with no expression or personality have such an annoying expression & personality??! He whines & sulks when things don’t go his way & it’s everyone’s fault but his own. He’s only winning […]
read morePeople who ‘check-in’ at a hospital…!!! Their desire for attention is head-crushingly annoying enough but hang on; don’t just wish me well then think we’ll just leave it there.. after all, we’re not close enough that I’d discuss my condition with you by the old-fashioned means of private conversation. As you’ve not asked & probably […]
read moreDisappointing start to the day… Bus Nemesis isn’t here!!! I’m working on 3 possible scenarios – 1. She got an earlier bus (she’s been late for work twice this week & they’re not happy. Heard her on the phone to them yesterday morning… hope they fire her!!) 2. She’s late. Again. 3. She’s been fired. I’m […]
read moreAfter waiting a thousand years for the twatting bus to arrive this morning, the only thing cheering me up is seeing Bus Nemesis getting massively irritated waiting in the queue, then getting on & there’s no seats… On this basis, I managed a sarcastic twitch of a smile in her direction 😉
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