I’m not happy unless I’m moaning…

There is nothing/no-one that doesn't irritate the shiz out of me!!!

Monthly Archives: November 2016

Noel Edmonds

Being off sick has given me two blissful days of daytime TV…& two days of reminders of what a prize bellend Noel Edmonds is. So I gather Deal or No Deal has actually been axed but they’re re-running it. Is daytime TV really that desperate? The irritation levels reach peak when he insists on implying […]

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Queue Jumpers

Do you think all of us walking in a line are just doing so to escort you to the front safely?? Well, newsflash twat face – there’s this thing here in the UK called a f***ing queue. GET IN IT (preferably at the back instead of pretending you don’t know what’s going on so you […]

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Word Crime #2

It’s EN route not ON route. Go on – slap your own faces, you imbecilic irritants. ..& for those of you with just the 1 brain cell – IT’S F***ING FRANÇAIS!!!

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Bus Nemesis #5

Finally, after months of torture, my prayers have been answered. Bus Nemesis……….. HAS BEEN ASKED TO MOVE!!!!!!!!! Go on love, SHIFT (although she did still retain her aisle seat which is a little disappointing). I couldn’t resist a blatant neck crane to view proceedings & I’m still smiling. It’s not wind – it’s a genuine […]

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Bus Nemesis #4

SHE’S SAT NEXT TO ME!!!!!! Has she done this on purpose because I’m her Bus Nemesis… or is she completely oblivious to her ability to raise my irritation levels to 100%?? I saw her eyeing the seat next to me – which was free of course coz I’m not an Aisle Seater – & I […]

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Andy Murray

Hair, clothes, voice, personality, Mum, Wife, weasly little mug……. there’s nothing about Andy Murray that doesn’t annoy the sh*t out of me. How can someone with no expression or personality have such an annoying expression & personality??! He whines & sulks when things don’t go his way & it’s everyone’s fault but his own. He’s only winning […]

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Hospital Check-Ins

People who ‘check-in’ at a hospital…!!! Their desire for attention is head-crushingly annoying enough but hang on; don’t just wish me well then think we’ll just leave it there.. after all, we’re not close enough that I’d discuss my condition with you by the old-fashioned means of private conversation. As you’ve not asked & probably […]

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Is it Christmas?? *clue: it’s not

Please, please stop forcing Christmas down our necks before December…& who in the right mind puts their tree up in November??!!! By the time Christmas arrives, I’m sick to my flamin’ back teeth of the whole thing!!

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Bus Nemesis #3

Disappointing start to the day… Bus Nemesis isn’t here!!! I’m working on 3 possible scenarios – 1. She got an earlier bus (she’s been late for work twice this week & they’re not happy. Heard her on the phone to them yesterday morning… hope they fire her!!) 2. She’s late. Again. 3. She’s been fired. I’m […]

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Bus Nemesis #2

After waiting a thousand years for the twatting bus to arrive this morning, the only thing cheering me up is seeing Bus Nemesis getting massively irritated waiting in the queue, then getting on & there’s no seats… On this basis, I managed a sarcastic twitch of a smile in her direction 😉

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