SHE’S SAT NEXT TO ME!!!!!!

Has she done this on purpose because I’m her Bus Nemesis… or is she completely oblivious to her ability to raise my irritation levels to 100%??

I saw her eyeing the seat next to me – which was free of course coz I’m not an Aisle Seater – & I was going to put my bag down but it was too late.

So here we are. Two Nemeses of the 85 bus route. Sat side by side. In palpable awkwardness* & potentially mutual irritation.

* I may have imagined the palpable awkwardness

Aaarrgghh – she has a friend who’s just got on & is now sat behind us. Nemesis has turned round to talk to her. Her massive furry hood is invading my personal space.

My current mood = dangerously close to combustion