You couldn’t make it up… how is this happening to me??!!
There’s Bus Nemesis 1, Bus Nemesis 2 and me on the back seat….. AND a massive knobhead wedged in between me & #2 eating a f***ing sweaty egg sandwich whilst encroaching on my space.
This is not the back seat of my dreams.
My head (& nostrils) are about to explode.
On a ‘brighter’ note though… yaay Nemesis #1 (the original) is back. Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy??????!!!!!!!
She’s the one with the ridiculously oversized headphones & ridiculously loud & tinny tuuuuunes.
I am dying inside.
Massive Knobhead Space Encroacher is now seeing how much of my space he can invade.
I can confirm it’s shit loads.
He’s just yawned in my face.
I’m getting off.
Stagecoach bus passengers – you have finally broken me.