You couldn’t make it up… how is this happening to me??!!

There’s Bus Nemesis 1, Bus Nemesis 2 and me on the back seat….. AND a massive knobhead wedged in between me & #2 eating a f***ing sweaty egg sandwich whilst encroaching on my space.

This is not the back seat of my dreams.

My head (& nostrils) are about to explode.

On a ‘brighter’ note though… yaay Nemesis #1 (the original) is back. Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy??????!!!!!!!

She’s the one with the ridiculously oversized headphones & ridiculously loud & tinny tuuuuunes.

I am dying inside.

Massive Knobhead Space Encroacher is now seeing how much of my space he can invade.

I can confirm it’s shit loads.

He’s just yawned in my face.

I’m getting off.

Stagecoach bus passengers – you have finally broken me.